I have reached the age where I can see people I didn’t like in school are getting married on Facebook.

Cannot wait for the divorces. Just want to watch the train wreck.

balinskis:

lindtbarton:

If you are my friend and you understand that left to my own devices I will forget to speak to you for weeks to months and you get that it doesn’t mean I hate you and you just need to come and talk to me instead thank you so much.

#i’m so bad at friendship

(via geothebio)

sourhale:

thegreatestnation:

Reasons for if I don’t reply:

• I reply at the speed of molasses
• I lost track of it because what is organization
• I didn’t notice that you replied
• I legit can not think of any way to continue and awkwardly stepped away

#i dont know how to respond and im afraid i’ll say something stupid and your entire view of me will shift and you’ll hate me forever

(via erlkonigstochter)

whiteboygimmeyourbread:

I’ve never listened to One Direction but their fandom makes me hate them.

(via quintessentialblogger)

When you have so many books you haven’t read and can’t decide which one you want to read first.

(via teachingliteracy)

barrowmans:

I like the internet because when someone makes a reference Google is right there and I can pretend i know what they’re talking about.

Damn it, Youtube! If you change your favicon without informing me, I can’t find which tab is speaking to me when I open my internet browser. John Green’s voice is interupting my music.

I worry that the fantasies I create in my head will prevent me from ever having a normal relationship.