melismatan

Nov 30

ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking

quack quack waddle baby
work it make that drake go crazy

Nov 29

(via runningtheriskofbeingfree)

Nov 22

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but womens are a little bit more relevant

(via liamdryden)

Oct 13

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m not victim blaming, but guys shouldn’t wear football jerseys out in public. someone could tackle them. it’s just common sense

(via ugly-jpg)

Sep 13

Menswear designers: I have no idea what to do in terms of tops. Just send the models down the runway shirtless. People eat that shit up.

Aug 20

deplaisant:

I probably would have watched Teen Mom if the Virgin Mary was on it.

ninoether:

1 / cat (♠)this

(via encumenopolis)

Jun 9

(via liamdryden)

May 27

She is the evilest of them all.

(via teachingliteracy)

May 26

taintedtreasure:

BASICALLY TUMBLR.

Reblogging for that comment.

(via lgbtlaughs)

CALL ME MAYBE?

Apr 15

(via erlkonigstochter)

Apr 6

sordidcrayons:

#SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG #WELL NOT MY MOM OKAY SHE DIDN’T IT WAS INJUSTICE #SHUT UP BATMAN YOU’RE RUINING THE SONG

(via liamdryden)

Apr 4

tyleroakley:

So much is happening, and I live for ALL OF IT.

Mar 20

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying to Play Paintball…

#TRexTrying

Poor T-Rex…