- Tumblr: Mofftiss, be warned. You have declared war upon the Wholockians.
- Mofftiss: This is not war. This is trolling!
- Tumblr: We have five million fans. How many are you?
- Mofftiss: Two.
- Tumblr: You would destroy the fandom with two writers?
- Mofftiss: We would destroy the fandom with one writer! You are superior in only one respect.
- Tumblr: What is that?
- Mofftiss: You are better at crying.
- The Doctor’s lucky number.